this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

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From “boo” to “who?” real quick

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Reblog if you wanna fuck the shit out of someone right now.

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reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

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comforting:

50 shades of text me the fuck back

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Massage her thighs cause she a hard working woman. Then rub her booty.

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Most To Least Funniest Signs (Don’t Get Offended)

8ae:

aliwav:

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

lmfao fuck this post honestly

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